Drink 'Em Up

The chart below breaks down the drinks into the most beneficial for each stat. As you move down the chart the drinks give less and less of the listed stat. The numbers to the left of the chart indicate an approximate range of stat points gained in the listed stat. 

Self Improvement:
range Muscle: Mysticality: Moxie:
31-33   
especially salty dog (4)

[9-13]
 
16-20
bodyslam (6)

[22-26]
sangria del diablo (6)

[22-26]
vesper (6)

[22-26]
16-20
grogtini (6)

[22-26]
cherry bomb (6)

[22-26]
dirty martini (6)

[22-26]
16-19
slip 'n' slide (4)

[10-14]
roll in the hay (4)

[10-14]

 
rockin' wagon (4)

[10-14]
16-19
fuzzbump (4)

[10-14]

 
horizontal tango (4)

[10-14]

 
perpendicular hula (4)

[10-14]
  
papaya sling (3)

[3-8]
  
spiced rum (3)

[4-8]
  
papaya slung (3)

[4-8]
 
12-14
main
ocean motion (4)

[10-14]

 
a little sump'm sump'm (4)

[10-14]
calle de miel (4)

[10-14]
12-14
main
pink pony (4)

[10-14]
ducha de oro (4)

[10-14]

 
slap and tickle (4)

[10-14]
10-12 
tomato daiquiri (3)

[4-8]

 
vodka and cranberry (3)

[3-6]

 
tomato daiquiri (3)

[4-8]
10-12 
white Canadian (3)

[3-6]
eggnog (3)

[5-10]
10-12   
beertini (3)

[4-8]
    
salty slug (3)

[4-8]
      
rum and cola (3)

[3-6]
8-10
grog (3)

[5-10]
old-fashioned (3)

[5-10]
dry vodka martini (3)

[5-10]
8-10 
tequila with training wheels (3)

[5-10]
sangria (3)

[5-10]
dry martini (3)

[5-10]
5-9
each		 
extra-spicy bloody mary (3)

[5-10]
 
Imp ale (1)

[1-2]

 
whiskey and cola (3)

[3-6]
4-5
calle de miel (4)

[10-14]
ocean motion (4)

[10-14]

 
a little sump'm sump'm (4)

[10-14]
4-5
ducha de oro (4)

[10-14]

 
slap and tickle (4)

[10-14]
pink pony (4)

[10-14]
4-5
tequila sunrise (3)

[3-6]
wine spritzer (3)

[3-6]
martini (3)

[3-6]
4-5 
screwdriver (3)

[3-6]

 
whiskey and soda (3)

[3-6]
vodka martini (3)

[3-6]
4-5 
whiskey sour (3)

[3-6]

 
monkey wrench (3)

[3-6]

 
strawberry daiquiri (3)

[3-6]
4-5
margarita (3)

[3-6]
salty dog (3)

[3-6]

 
strawberry wine (3)

[3-6]
3-6 
shot of orange schnapps (1)

[1-3]

 
shot of grapefruit schnapps (1)

[1-3]

 
fine wine (1)

[1-3]
2-5
each		 
bloody mary (3)

[3-7]
1-2
each		 
shot of tomato schnapps (1)

[1-3]

Feed Your Statistics

The chart below breaks down the food items into the most beneficial for each stat. As you move down the chart the food items give less and less of the listed stat. The numbers to the left of the chart indicate an approximate range of stat points gained in the listed stat. 

Self Improvement:
range Muscle: Mysticality: Moxie:
70-75
Knob sausage chow mein (5)

[21-28]
bat wing chow mein (5)

[21-28]
rat appendix chow mein (5)

[21-28]
47-52
spaghetti with Skullheads (6)

[13-29]
gnocchetti di Nietzsche (6)

[13-29]
fettucini Inconnu (6)

[13-26]
30-50
each
radio button candy (1)

[2-9]
29-33   
delicious spicy noodles (3)

[7-15]

 
pr0n m4nic0tti (4)

[8-14]
28-33
Boris's key lime pie (4)

[7-19]
Jarlsberg's key lime pie (4)

[7-19]
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (4)

[7-19]
25-53
each
spectral pickle (4)

[20-26]
 
insanely spicy bean burrito (3)

[7-14]

 
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito (3)

[8-15]

 
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito (3)

[7-14]
27-30
Knob sausage stir-fry (3)

[7-13]
bat wing stir-fry (3)

[7-13]
rat appendix stir-fry (3)

[7-13]
23-28
each
Hell ramen (6)

[22-29]
 
pr0n chow mein (4)

[16-23]
mind flayer corpse (5)

[5]
pr0n chow mein (4)

[16-23]
 
spicy bean burrito (3)

[5-12]
spicy enchanted bean burrito (3)

[6-12]
spicy jumping bean burrito (3)

[5-12]
18-25
tofu chow mein (3)

[11-18]
 
15-23 
painful penne pasta (3)

[5-12]

 
ravioli della hippy (3)

[4-12]

 
delicious noodles (3)

[4-12]
15-20
each
fruitcake (3)

[3-6]
15-20
Double Bacon Beelzeburger (3)

[3-5]
Lord of the Flies-sized fries (3)

[3-5]
Double Bacon Beelzeburger (3)

[3-5]
15-18
sausage pizza (3)

[3-10]
mushroom pizza (3)

[3-10]
goat cheese pizza (3)

[3-10]
14-18
Knoll stir-fry (2)

[2-9]
Knob stir-fry (2)

[2-9]
spooky stir-fry (2)

[2-9]
10-20
each		 
gingerbread bugbear (1)

[1-5]
10-20
each		 
candy cane (1)

[1-5]
 
bean burrito (3)

[3-8]
enchanted bean burrito (3)

[3-9]
jumping bean burrito (3)

[3-8]
  
royal jelly (1)

[1]

 
lihc eye pie (4)

[3-12]

 
stuffed spooky mushroom (3)

[3-9]
 
menudo (2)

[2-7]
bat haggis (2)

[2-7]
rat scrapple (2)

[2-7]
5-15
each
abominable snowcone (2)

[2-5]
5-15
each
ghost cucumber (2)

[2-6]
7-12
pr0n stir-fry (2)

[7-13]
 
pr0n stir-fry (2)

[7-13]
6-11
Knoll shroomkabob (2)

[2-5]
Knob shroomkabob (2)

[2-5]
spooky shroomkabob (2)

[2-5]
7-10
skewered cat appendix (2)

[2-5]
 
herb brownies (2)

[2-5]
6-9
bat wing kabob (2)

[2-5]
carob chunk cookies (2)

[2-5]
 
6-9
rat appendix kabob (2)

[2-5]
   
6-8
each		 
boring spaghetti (3)

[4-11]
6-8  
white chocolate chip cookies (2)

[2-5]
 
4-7  
hippy herbal tea (1)

[1-4]
 
4-6
each
Elfin shortbread (3)

[3-9]
3-6
tofu stir-fry (3)

[7-13]
bowl of lucky charms (1)

[1-2]
3-6
chorizo taco (1)

[1-3]
Spam Witch sammich (2)

[2-3]
 
2-5
asparagus stir-fry (1)

[1-5]
 
3-4
each
pr0n cocktail (2)

[2-5]
3-4
each		 
purple pixel pie (3)

[3-6]
 
olive stir-fry (1)

[1-5]
hot wing (1)

[1-2]
olive stir-fry (1)

[1-5]
    
stalk of asparagus (1)

[1-2]

 
jumbo olive (1)

[1-3]
1-4
papaya taco (1)

[1-3]
 
papaya taco (1)

[1-3]