Below is a checklist for items required during an Ascension. Optional items (like a bartender-in-the-box) are not included. For a full list of required and optional items, refer to Hardcore Checklist.
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[ ] 1 mosquito larva
None
[ ] 1 bum cheek or some sort of slight Stench protection
[ ] 1 Knob Goblin encryption key
[ ] 1 Knob Goblin harem veil
[ ] 1 Knob Goblin harem pants
[ ] 1 Knob Goblin perfume
[ ] 1 dodecagram
[ ] 1 box of birthday candles
[ ] 1 eldritch butterknife
None
[ ] 1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
[ ] 1 miner's helmet
[ ] 1 miner's pants
[ ] 3 asbestos, chrome, or linoleum ore
[ ] 6 goat cheese
[ ] So-So Cold protection
[ ] 1 rusty screwdriver
[ ] 1 abridged dictionary
[ ] 2 334 scrolls
[ ] 1 30669 scroll
[ ] 1 33398 scroll
[ ] 2 334 scrolls (for hermit access/stat script)
[ ] 1 30669 scroll (for hermit access/stat script)
[ ] 1 enchanted bean
[ ] 4 Immateria
[ ] 1 S.O.C.K.
[ ] 1 sunken eyes
[ ] 1 broken wings
[ ] 1 black market map
[ ] 1 forged identification documents
[ ] 1 your father's MacGuffin diary
Unlock Belowdecks
[ ] 2 snakehead charrrm
[ ] 1 ketchup hound
[ ] 1 hard rock candy
[ ] 1 hard-boiled ostrich egg
[ ] 1 photograph of God
[ ] 1 "I Love Me, Vol. I"
[ ] 1 wet stew [ ] 1 bird rib [ ] 1 lion oil
[ ] 1 stunt nuts
[ ] 1 Mega Gem
Unlock Hidden Temple
[ ] 1 cracked stone sphere
[ ] 1 mossy stone sphere
[ ] 1 rough stone sphere
[ ] 1 smooth stone sphere
[ ] 4 triangular stone
[ ] 6 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil or way to do elemental damage
Unlock Spookyraven Manor
[ ] 1 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
[ ] 3 dusty bottles of wine
[ ] 1 stone rose
[ ] 1 can of black paint
[ ] 1 drum machine
[ ] 1 worm-riding manual page 1
[ ] 1 worm-riding manual page 2
[ ] 1 worm-riding manual pages 3-15
[ ] 1 worm-riding hooks
[ ] 1 Staff of Ed [ ] 1 Eye of Ed [ ] 1 ancient amulet [ ] 1 Staff of Fats
[ ] 1 carved wooden wheel or 10 tomb ratchet
[ ] 1 ancient bronze token
[ ] 1 ancient bomb
[ ] 1 Holy MacGuffin
One of:
[ ] 1 Frat Boy Ensemble
[ ] 1 Filthy Hippy Disguise
One of:
[ ] 1 Frat Warrior Fatigues
[ ] 1 War Hippy Fatigues
McMillicancuddy's Farm Subquest
[ ] 1 chaos butterfly
[ ] 1 Spooky Temple map
[ ] 1 spooky sapling
[ ] 1 Spooky-Gro fertilizer
[ ] 1 plus sign
[ ] 1 dead mimic
[ ] 1 cog
[ ] 1 spring
[ ] 1 sprocket
[ ] 1 tires
[ ] 1 sweet rims [ ] 1 hermit permit 1 worthless item
[ ] 1 empty meat tank
[ ] 1 meat stack
[ ] 1 dinghy plans
[ ] 1 dingy planks [ ] 1 hermit permit [ ] 1 worthless item
[ ] 1 pool cue
[ ] 1 handful of hand chalk
[ ] 1 Spookyraven library key
[ ] 1 Spookyraven ballroom key
[ ] 1 Swashbuckling Getup
[ ] 1 The Big Book of Pirate Insults
[ ] 1 Cap'm Caronch's Map
[ ] 1 Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
[ ] 1 Orcish Frat House blueprints
One of these three:
[ ] 1 Cap'm Caronch's dentures
[ ] 1 ball polish
[ ] 1 mizzenmast mop
[ ] 1 rigging shampoo
[ ] 1 pirate fledges
[ ] 1 giant castle map
[ ] 1 awful poetry journal
[ ] 1 furry fur
[ ] 1 giant needle
[ ] 1 quantum egg
[ ] 1 grave robbing shovel
[ ] 1 Fernswarthy's key
The Doors:
Gate 1:
[ ] 1 gremlin juice
[ ] 1 wussiness potion
[ ] 1 thin black candle (or picture of a dead guy's girlfriend)
[ ] 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
[ ] 1 pygmy pygment
[ ] 1 super-spiky hair gel
[ ] 1 Tasty Fun Good rice candy or Angry Farmer candy (or other item that grants the Sugar Rusheffect)
[ ] 1 adder bladder
[ ] 1 Black No. 2
Gate 2:
[ ] 1 jabañero-flavored chewing gum
[ ] 1 handsomeness potion
[ ] 1 Meleegra™ pills
[ ] 1 pickle-flavored chewing gum
[ ] 1 marzipan skull
[ ] 1 tamarind-flavored chewing gum
[ ] 1 lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
Gate 3:
[ ] 5 Dungeons of Doom potions (Each giving a different effect; Izchak's Blessing, Object Detection, Strange Mental Acuity, Strength of Ten Ettins and Teleportitis. Teleportitis can be received alternatively via Typographical Clutter adventure, a Quantum Mechanic attack, or a ring of teleportation)
Note that only one of the items is needed per gate though it is randomly chosen.
The Keys:
The Perplexing Door:
[ ] Boris's key
[ ] Sneaky Pete's key
[ ] Jarlsberg's key
[ ] digital key (30 [ ] white pixels)
[ ] skeleton key ([ ] loose teeth [ ] skeleton bone)
[ ] ten-leaf clover or [ ] loaded dice (optional)
[ ] Richard's star key ([ ] 1 star chart [ ] 8 stars [ ] 7 lines)
One of
[ ] star hat ([ ] 1 star chart [ ] 5 stars [ ] 3 lines)
[ ] star starfish ([ ] 1 star chart [ ] 6 stars [ ] 4 lines)
Mariachis:
[ ] stolen accordion, Rock and Roll Legend ([ ] stolen accordion + {[ ] hot buttered roll + [ ] big rock}) or Squeezebox of the Ages ([ ] golden reeds + {[ ] stolen accordion + ([ ] hot buttered roll + [ ] big rock)})
[ ] acoustic guitarrr, heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr, Disco Banjo, massive sitar, Crimbo ukulele, Zim Merman's guitar or stone banjo ([ ] big rock [ ] banjo strings)
[ ] bone rattle ([ ] broken skull [ ] skeleton bone) OR tambourine ([ ] tambourine bells [ ] gnollish pie tin)
The Tower:
[ ] sonar-in-a-biscuit
[ ] baseball
[ ] disease
[ ] razor-sharp can lid
[ ] frigid ninja stars
[ ] spider web
[ ] NG ([ ] lowercase N [ ] original G)
[ ] hair spray
[ ] meat vortex
[ ] photoprotoneutron torpedo
[ ] chaos butterfly
[ ] mariachi G-string
[ ] fancy bath salts
[ ] black pepper
[ ] bronzed locust
[ ] leftovers of indeterminate origin
[ ] pygmy blowgun
[ ] inkwell
[ ] plot hole
[ ] powdered organs
[ ] Knob Goblin firecracker
Note that only five items are needed but are chosen at random.
[ ] barbed-wire fence
[ ] tropical orchid
[ ] stick of dynamite
Note that only one item is needed but is chosen at random.
The Chamber:
[ ] 1 huge mirror shard
[ ] high-end HP Restorers (red-pixel potion, gauze garter, filthy poultice or scented massage oil)
[ ] Angry Goat
[ ] Sabre-Toothed Lime
[ ] Barrrnacle
[ ] Levitating Potato
[ ] Mosquito [ ] 19 pounds of familiar buffs
The Final Fight
[ ] Wand of Nagamar ([ ] ruby W [ ] metallic A [ ] lowercase N [ ] heavy D)
Optionals:
[ ] ten-leaf clover (To increase luck at the skeleton room)
[ ] loaded dice (To increase luck at the skeleton room, Bad Moon only)