| Done | Gate One | Effect Needed | Obtained from |
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| Gate of Hilarity | Comic Violence | Gremlin juice* from any Gremlin in The Junkyard | |
| Gate of Humility | Wussiness | Wussiness potion* from a W imp in the Neck of the Woods or Deep Fat Friars' Gate | |
| Gate of Morose Morbidity and Moping | Rainy Soul Miasma | Thin black candle* from a Goth Giant or In a Black Room, with Black Curtains encounter in the Castle in the Clouds | |
| Gate of Slack | Extreme Muscle Relaxation | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub* from a Raver Giant in the Castle in the Clouds | |
| Gate of Spirit | Woad Warrior | Pygmy pygment* from a Pygmy assault squad in the Ruins | |
| Gate of the Porcupine | Spiky Hair | super-spikey hair gel* from a Protagonist in the Penultimate Fantasy Airship | |
| Gates of The Suc Rose | Sugar Rush | Angry Farmer candy* from a Raver Giant in the Castle in the Clouds or Marzipan skull* from a Mariachi calavera - South of The Border or Tasty Fun Good rice candy* from an Anime Smiley in The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm |
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| Gate of The Viper | Deadly Flashing Blade | Adder bladder* from a Black adder in The Black Forest | |
| Locked Gate | Locks Like the Raven | Black No. 2* from a Black panther in The Black Forest | |
| Gate Two | Effect Needed | Obtained from South of the Border or Gno-Mart | |
| Gate of Flame | Spicy Mouth | Jabañero-flavored chewing gum* from A Chewy Encounter (Jabañero) | |
| Gate of Intrigue | Mysteriously Handsome | Handsomeness potion* from a Handsome mariachi | |
| Gate of Machismo | Engorged Weapon | Meleegra™ pills* from the La Farmacia de Suenos encounter | |
| Gate of Mystery | Mystic Pickleness | Pickle-flavored chewing gum* from A Chewy Encounter (Pickle) | |
| Gate of the Dead | Hombre Muerto Caminando | Marzipan skull* from a Mariachi calavera | |
| Gate of Torment | Tamarind Torment | Tamarind-flavored chewing gum* from A Chewy Encounter (Tamarind) | |
| Gate of Zest | Spicy Limeness | Lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum* from A Chewy Encounter (Lime) | |
| Gate Three | Effect Needed | Obtained from a Small or Large box in The Dungeons of Doom | |
| Gate of Light | Izchak's Blessing | Dungeons of Doom potion:* When used in Combat: "You throw the <type> potion at your opponent. It shatters against him. He looks much more stylish than before." |
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| Gate Of That Which is Hidden | Object Detection | Dungeons of Doom potion:* When used in Combat: "You throw the <type> potion at your opponent. It shatters against him. He blinks." |
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| Gate of the Mind | Strange Mental Acuity | Dungeons of Doom potion:* When used in Combat: "You throw the <type> potion at your opponent. It shatters against him. He looks much smarter than before." |
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| Gate of the Ogre | Strength of Ten Ettins | Dungeons of Doom potion:* When used in Combat: "You throw the <type> potion at your opponent. It shatters against him. He looks much stronger than before." |
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| Gate that is Not a Gate | Teleportitis | A big Q. adventure, Quantum Mechanic attack or Dungeons of Doom potion:* When used in Combat: "You throw the <type> potion at your opponent. It shatters against him. He starts disappearing and reappearing in random spots around you." |