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The Sewer
You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market
Obtain a Worthless gewgaw , Knick-knack or Trinket , then go to the Hermitage and trade for Sweet rims
This can be done while Beaten Up .
If you have hacked the Hermit you wont need a permit .
You can choose 3 items from the Sewer with a Ten-leaf clover
Bitchin' Meatcar Quest
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The Sewer
You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market
Obtain a Worthless gewgaw , Knick-knack or Trinket , then go to the Hermitage and trade for Dingy planks
This can be done while Beaten Up .
If you have hacked the Hermit you wont need a permit .
You can choose 3 items from the Sewer with a Ten-leaf clover
Unlock the Mysterious Island
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The Sewer
You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market
Obtain a Worthless gewgaw , Knick-knack or Trinket , then go to the Hermitage and trade for a Seal tooth , Chisel , Petrified noodles , JabaƱero pepper , Banjo strings or a Hot buttered roll depending on you class.
This can be done while Beaten Up .
If you have hacked the Hermit you wont need a permit .
You can choose 3 items from the Sewer with a Ten-leaf clover
Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
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The Sewer
You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market
Obtain a Worthless gewgaw , Knick-knack or Trinket , then go to the Hermitage and trade for a Ten-leaf clover .
Not required in Bad Moon .
You may also find a clover from The Barrel full of Barrels , or The Shore, Inc. 's Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure .
Obtain a Pagoda
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The Casino - Lemon Party Slot
You have a Casino pass the Epic Weapon Hermit Item and a Clover .
Obtain a Big rock .
Meatsmith the Rock and Hermit item, then Smith the result with your Starting Weapon to make your Epic Weapon.
This can be done while Beaten Up
You start witha Big rock in Bad Moon .
Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
8
The Sleazy Back Alley
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Encounter Please, Hammer to obtain Harold's hammer head and Harold's hammer handle . Paste them to create Harold's hammer .
+Non-combat Frequency
Harold's Hammer Quest
8
The Sleazy Back Alley
You have Harold's hammer .
Encounter Don't Hurt 'Em and obtain Harold's bell .
+Non-combat Frequency
Harold's Hammer Quest
9
9
12
The Haunted Pantry
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
The Haunted Kitchen
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Main Stat 5
Unlocked Spookyraven Manor .
Obtain a Chef's hat by encountering Trespasser choosing 'Tackle him' to fight a Knob Goblin Assistant Chef or choose 'Wait and see what happens'
Obtain a Chef's hat from a Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Obtain a Chef's hat from a Zombie chef
+Item Drops
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency
+Item Drops
Obtain a Chef-in-the-box
9
The Haunted Pantry
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Encounter The Manor in Which You're Accustomed to unlock Spookyraven Manor .
Always occurs within 3-14 adventures.
Unlock Spookyraven Manor Second Floor
9
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
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Encounter Code Red and obtain a Knob Goblin encryption key .
Always occurs within 3-15 adventures.
The King of Cobb's Knob Quest
12
The Spooky Forest
Level 2
Started the Spooky Forest Quest .
Obtain a Spooky sapling some Spooky-Gro fertilizer and the Spooky Temple map . Use the map to gain access to the The Hidden Temple .
+Non-combat Frequency
The Spooky Temple map drop is a Superlikely encounter
Spooky Temple Map Quest
12
The Spooky Forest
Level 2
Started the Spooky Forest Quest .
Encounter A Three-Tined Fork , select 'Take the dark path ' then 'Investigate the Bushes ' to obtain a Stolen accordion .
A Superlikely encounter (25%).
Can also be obtained from The Sewer , (Automaticaly with a Ten-leaf clover )
Can be replaced with a Rock and Roll Legend , or the Squeezebox of the Ages .
Naughty Sorceress Quest
12
The Spooky Forest
Level 2
Started the Spooky Forest Quest .
Encounter Rock-a-bye Larva and obtain a Mosquito larva
A Superlikely encounter (25%)
Spooky Forest Quest
17
The Typical Tavern
Level 3
Explore the Darkness until you encounter the Rat Faucet.
Leave the Faucet alone to find Baron Von Ratsworth .
Typical Tavern Quest
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The Typical Tavern (Post Quest)
Level 3
Completed the The Typical Tavern quest
Obtain 2 Beer lenses from the A guy walks up to you at a bar... encounter.
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Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box
21
Degrassi Knoll
Main Stat 10
Passed the Second Guild Task (Main Stat 9), Started the Meatcar Quest and visited the Untinker to start this quest
Obtain a Rusty screwdriver from the Screwdriver, wider than a mile encounter and return to the Untinker to unlock his services
A Superlikely encounter (25%).
Can be obtained from Innabox - Inside Degrassi Knoll under a Muscle sign
Untinker Quest
21
Degrassi Knoll
Main Stat 10
Started the Meatcar Quest
Obtain a Frilly skirt and a Maiden wig from a Gnollish Crossdresser .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Can be bought from the Degrassi Knoll General Store . The Frilly skirt can also be found in the Orcish Frat House .
Obtain a Meat Maid
21
Degrassi Knoll
Main Stat 10
Started the Meatcar Quest
Obtain a Spring from a Gnollish toolbox , droped by a Gnollish Gearhead or during the Gnollish Workshop encounter.
Can be bought from Degrassi Knoll General Store and is also found in the Thugnderdom .
Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box
21
Degrassi Knoll
Main Stat 10
Started the Meatcar Quest
Obtain a Spring from a Gnollish toolbox , droped by a Gnollish Gearhead or during the Gnollish Workshop encounter.
Can be bought from Degrassi Knoll General Store and is also found in the Thugnderdom .
Obtain a Chef-in-the-box
21
Degrassi Knoll
Main Stat 10
You have a Degrassi Knoll shopping list from your Guild . You have Sweet rims and a Meat stack
Obtain a Cog , Empty meat tank , Spring , Sprocket and Tires . Paste them all with Sweet rims and a Meat stack to create your Bitchin' meatcar to get access to the Desert Beach
Can be bought from Degrassi Knoll General Store.
Combine 100 meat in your inventory to create a Meat stack .
Bitchin' Meatcar Quest
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The Shore, Inc.
Access to the Desert Beach , 500 meat & 3 Adventures per trip, You have Dingy planks .
Sail away on 5 vacations to obtain Dinghy plans . Use them to obtain a Dingy dinghy and get access to the Mysterious Island of Mystery
This can be done while Beaten Up .
Unlock the Mysterious Island
25
The Bat Hole - Guano Junction
Level 4 , Main Stat 13
Any Stench resistance
Obtain a Broken skull from a Skullbat and combine with a Skeleton bone to create a Bone rattle .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Can be replaced with a Tambourine .
Naughty Sorceress Quest
25
The Bat Hole - Guano Junction
Level 4 , Main Stat 13
Any Stench resistance
Obtain 3 Sonars-in-a-biscuit and use them to access the Batrat and Ratbat Burrow , the Beanbat Chamber and The Boss Bat's Lair
Stench resistance can be obtained from a Bum cheek (Back Alley ), Pine-Fresh air freshener (Entryway ) or a Harem veil (Harem )
Boss Bat Quest
27
The "Fun" House
Main Stat 15
Obtain a Box from a bugbear-in-the-box ,disease-in-the-box or a lemon-in-the-box .
+Item Drops
Gain three from The Boxer encounter with a clover .
Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box
27
The "Fun" House
Main Stat 15
Obtain a Box from a bugbear-in-the-box ,disease-in-the-box or a lemon-in-the-box .
+Item Drops
Gain three from The Boxer encounter with a clover .
Obtain a Chef-in-the-box
27
The "Fun" House
Main Stat 15
You have made your Epic Weapon .
Take your Epic Weapon to your Guild to unlock the "Fun" House .
Obtain clown equipment to recieve a Clownosity rating of 4 or more.
You need Main (Unbuffed) Stat 12 to start this quest.
+Item Drops
Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
27
Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Billiards Room
Main Stat 10
Access to Spookyraven Manor .
Obtain a Pool cue from the That's your cue encounter and a Handful of hand chalk from the Chalkdust wraith (100% drop).
Equip the Cue and use the Chalk to obtain the the Chalky Hand effect (5 adv), continue adventuring until you encounter Minnesota Incorporeals event. Choose 'Let the Ghost Break ' then 'Go for a solid ' then 'Go for the 8-ball ' to get the Spookyraven library key .
A Superlikely encounter (25%).
The Chalkdust wraith has Physical Resistance .
Unlock Spookyraven Manor Second Floor
27
The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Daily Dungeon
Main Stat 13
Once per day.
Obtain Boris's key from Room 10
Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.
Perplexing Door Items
27
The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Daily Dungeon
Main Stat 13
Once per day.
Obtain Jarlsberg's key from Room 10
Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.
Perplexing Door Items
27
The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Daily Dungeon
Main Stat 13
Once per day.
Obtain Jarlsberg's key from Room 10
Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.
Perplexing Door Items
27
The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Daily Dungeon
Main Stat 13
Once per day.
Obtain Sneaky Pete's key from Room 10
Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.
Perplexing Door Items
27
The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Daily Dungeon
Main Stat 13
Once per day.
Obtain a Skeleton key from Room 3 . Can also be made by pasting a Skeleton bone and Loose teeth .
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Perplexing Door Items
28
The Bat Hole - Beanbat Chamber
Main Stat 13
Obtain an Enchanted bean from a Beanbat .
At level 10 when you obtain the Giant Trash Quest use the bean to unlock the Beanstalk .
+Item Drops
Alternatively, Zap a Hill of beans dropped by a Knob Goblin Bean Counter in Cobb's Knob Treasury or a Pile of jumping beans from South of The Border .
Giant Trash Quest
30
66
64
The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
The Defiled Nook
Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Obtain a Smart skull .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Obtained quickly using a Clover in the (Pre-Cyrpt) Cemetary ,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover
Obtain a Meat Maid
30
66
64
The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
The Defiled Nook
Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Obtain a Smart skull .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Obtained quickly using a Clover in the (Pre-Cyrpt) Cemetary ,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover
Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box
30
66
64
The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
The Defiled Nook
Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Obtain a Smart skull .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Obtained quickly using a Clover in the (Pre-Cyrpt) Cemetary ,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover
Obtain a Chef-in-the-box
30
65
The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
The Defiled Alcove
Main (Unbuffed) Stat 11
Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Obtain a Grave robbing shovel from a Grave rober .
Obtain a Rusty grave robbing shovel from a Grave rober zmobie .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency
The Wizard of Ego
30
66
The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
You have a Shovel or a Rusty shovel .
Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
After the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Encounter A Grave Situation to obtain Fernswarthy's key . Return to the guild member who gave you this quest until they unlock The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower and give you 500 meat.
+Non-combat Frequency
The Wizard of Ego
25
The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower - Tower Ruins
Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower
Obtain a Disembodied brain from a Brainsweeper .
Untinker your Meatcar to get back the Meat engine , Paste the Engine , Frilly skirt , Smart skull , Disembodied brain and Maiden wig together to obtain a Meat Maid .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Can be obtained quickly using a Clover ,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover
Obtain a Meat Maid
25
The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower - Tower Ruins
Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower . You have aCocktailcrafting kit .
Obtain a Disembodied brain from a Brainsweeper . Paste all parts with a Cocktailcrafting kit from The Market to obtain a Bartender-in-the-box .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Can be obtained quickly using a Clover ,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover
Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box
25
The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower - Tower Ruins
Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower . You have an E-Z Cook Ovenā¢ .
Obtain a Disembodied brain from a Brainsweeper . Paste all parts with an E-Z Cook Ovenā¢ from The Market to obtain a Chef-in-the-box .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Can be obtained quickly using a Clover ,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover
Obtain a Chef-in-the-box
25
The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower - Tower Ruins
Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower
Encounter Staring into Nothing , then Into the Maw of Deepness and then Take a Dusty Look! to obtain a dusty old book . Take it back to your guild to recieve the Manual of Labor , Manual of Transmission or the Manual of Dexterity and complete this quest.
+Non-combat Frequency
The Wizard of Ego
32
8-Bit Realm
Main Stat 20
Wearing the Continuum transfunctioner
Obtain of 30 White pixels and get the Crackpot Mystic to combine them to make a Digital key .
+Item Drops .
Can be crafted at the The Crackpot Mystic's Shed by combining a Red , Green and Blue pixel .
Perplexing Door Items
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37
37
Cobb's Knob - Kitchens
Cobb's Knob - Treasury
Cobb's Knob - Harem
Level 5 , Main Stat 20
Used the Cobb's Knob map .
Obtain the Cobb's Knob lab key to gain access to Cobb's Knob Laboratory .
A one time drop in all three areas.
Will automaticaly drop upon defeating the Knob Goblin King if you don't already have it.
Unlock Cobb's Knob Laboratory
35
The "Fun" House
Main Stat 15
Wearing enough clown items to get a Clownosity rating of 4 or more.
Encounter Adventurer, $1.99 and select 'Push the nose ', then 'Open the door ' and defeat The Clownlord Beelzebozo .
Use the final item dropped by Beelzebozo to meatsmith your Legendary Epic Weapon .
+Non-combat Frequency (Maybe?)
Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
37
Cobb's Knob - Harem
Level 5 , Main Stat 20
Used the Cobb's Knob map .
Obtain a Knob Goblin harem veil , Knob Goblin harem pants and Knob Goblin perfume
Outfit dropped by Knob Goblin Harem Girls and A Bard Day's Night encounter. Perfume just droped by the Harem Girls .
You can quickly get the Perfume with a Clover
The King of Cobb's Knob Quest
44
The Bat Hole - The Boss Bat's Lair
Level 4
Used three Sonars-in-a-biscuit
Defeat the Boss Bat
Beefy bodyguard bats drop a high amount of meat
Boss Bat Quest
45
Whitey's Grove
Main (Unbuffed) Stat 34
Completed the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest .
Encounter It's A Sign! to unlock The Road to the White Citadel .
+Non-combat Frequency
White Citadel Quest
46
The Road to the White Citadel
Encountered It's A Sign! in Whitey's Grove .
Yiou have 300 meat.
Encounter Cheetahs Never Lose .
Obtain the massive bag of catnip from a Business hippy .
Encounter Cheetahs Never Lose again.
Encounter Summer Holiday .
Obtain the Hang glider from the eXtreme Sports Orcs .
Encounter Summer Holiday again.
Go to the The White Citadel , purchase a White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel for 300 meat and return it to your guild to complete this quest and obtain a Lucky rabbit's foot .
+Non-combat Frequency and +Combat Frequency alternately.
Item drops are 100% so +Item drops will not help.
White Citadel Quest
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48
48
The Road to the White Citadel
Orcish Frat House
The Hippy Camp
Started the White Citadel Quest . Encountered It's A Sign! in Whitey's Grove .
Main Stat 30
Access to the Island
Main Stat 30
Access to the Island
Obtain Orcish baseball cap , Orcish cargo shorts (And Paddle from the Frat House ) or Filthy knitted dread sack and Filthy corduroys
Obtain Orcish baseball cap , Orcish cargo shorts and Homoerotic frat paddle
Obtain Filthy knitted dread sack and Filthy corduroys
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Higher drop rate on Road to the White Citadel
Only one side's outfit needed
The Frat Boy Ensemble is possible Infiltrationist equipment.
Mysterious Island Quest
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The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Enormous Greater-Than Sign
Main (Unbuffed) Stat 45
You have 1000 meat.
Obtain a Plus sign from the Plus? Plus what? encounter and the effect Teleportitis from A big Q encounter.
Continue until you encounter The Oracle Will See You Now and select 'Pay for a major consultation ', then use the Plus sign to gain access to The Dungeons of Doom .
Encounters are Superlikely (25%).
Obtain a few Small or Large box to get some Dungeons of Doom potions for The Three Gates .
The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom
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The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Dungeons of Doom
Main Stat 44
Access to The Dungeons of Doom . You have 5,000 meat.
Encounter Ouch! You bump into a door! and select 'Buy what appears to be some sort of cloak ' for 5,000 meat to fight a Mimic . Defeat it and use the Dead mimic to obtain a Wand.
+Non-combat Frequency
Obtain a Zapping Wand
55
The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Level 6 , Main Stat 29
Obtain an Eldritch butterknife from the Like Butter encounter
+Non-combat Frequency
Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest
57
The Dark Heart of the Woods
Level 6 , Main Stat 29
Obtain a Box of birthday candles from the Candles in the Wind encounter
+Non-combat Frequency
Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest
59
The Dark Neck of the Woods
Level 6 , Main Stat 29
Obtain a Ruby W from a W imp
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Can also be obtained from The Deep Fat Friars' Gate .
Naughty Sorceress Quest
59
The Dark Neck of the Woods
Level 6 , Main Stat 29
Obtain a Dodecagram from the Dodecahedrariffic! encounter, Visit the Friars and go to The Deep Fat Friars' Gate to complete this quest.
+Non-combat Frequency
Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest
59
The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
Level 6 , Main Stat 29
Completed the Friars' Quest
Obtain the a Hey Deze map from the Highway to Hey Deze encounter.
Believed to be a Superlikely encounter
Obtain a Pagoda
59
The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
Level 6 , Main Stat 29
Completed the Friars' Quest
Obtain Azazel's unicorn , Azazel's lollipop , and Azazel's tutu . Then encounter Bureaucracy of the Damned and follow the pencilnecked demon. You will receive a Steel margarita , Steel lasagna or Steel-scented air freshener depending on your Path .
Azazel's item encounters will occur evry 10 adevtures. Bureaucracy of the Damned occurs 7 adventures later (ragardless of where you adventure)
Obtain Azazel's Steel Item
62(86 )
The Cyrpt - The Defiled Cranny
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Encounter Lunchtime and choose 'Try to take him by surprise ' to fight the Huge ghuol
If you encounter Go Slow Past the Drawer choose 'Dig through the rubble on the ground ' to obtain a Can of Ghuol-B-Goneā¢ which does 62-80 damage against the Huge ghuol
Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
64
Cobb's Knob - King's Chamber
Level 5
Used the Cobb's Knob map ,
Wearing the Harem Girl Disguise and with the Knob Goblin Perfume effect.
Defeat The Knob Goblin King
You can set the The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device (3,7) to obtain different rewards
The King of Cobb's Knob Quest
64(84 )
The Cyrpt - The Defiled Nook
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Encounter Pileup and choose 'Poke the Pile ' to fight the Giant skeelton
If you encounter Skull, Skull, Skull choose 'See what's under the third one ' to obtain a rusty bonesaw which does 60-95 damage to the Giant skeelton
Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
64
Mt. McLargeHuge - Itznotyerzitz Mine
Level 8 , Main Stat 53
Start this quest from the L33t Tr4pz0r then obtain Mining Gear : Miner's helmet , a 7-Foot Dwarven mattock and Miner's pants from the Mine
+Item Drops
Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
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Mt. McLargeHuge - Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
Level 8 , Main Stat 53
Wearing Mining Gear
Obtain two chrome ores .
Can be done while Beaten Up .
The Dungeons of Doom potion : Object Detection will make all promising chunks of rock sparkle, 3 of each type of ore will be in adjacent squares
Obtain a Pagoda
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Mt. McLargeHuge - Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
Level 8 , Main Stat 53
Wearing Mining Gear
Obtain three of either Asbestos , Chrome or Linoleum Ore , the L33t Tr4pz0r will tell you which to get
Can be done while Beaten Up .
The Dungeons of Doom potion : Object Detection will make all promising chunks of rock sparkle, 3 of each type of ore will be in adjacent squares
Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
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Mt. McLargeHuge - The Goatlet
Level 8 , Main Stat 53
Wearing Mining Gear
Encounter Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks and select 'Help the miners clear the rocks away ' to unlock The Goatlet .
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Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
65
Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Library
Main Stat 40
You have the Spookyraven library key .
Encounter Take a Look, it's in a Book! (Fall) select 'Read "The Fall of the House of Spookyraven" ' then select 'Chapter 2 - Stephen and Elizabeth ' to unlock the Polo Tombstone encounter in The Haunted Conservatory .
+Non-combat Frequency
Unlock the Haunted Gallery
16
Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Conservatory
Main Stat 6
Unlocked Polo Tombstone in the Haunted Library
Encounter Polo Tombstone to obtain the Spookyraven gallery key and unlock the The Haunted Gallery .
Occurs within ~2-12 adventures.
Unlock the Haunted Gallery
65
Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Library
Main Stat 40
You have the Spookyraven library key .
Encounter Take a Look, it's in a Book! and click on the third book from the left on the top shelf in the bookshelf image to enable use of the metal reinforced staircase leading to Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor .
+Non-combat Frequency
Unlock Spookyraven Manor Second Floor
65(86 )
The Cyrpt - The Defiled Alcove
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Encounter Doublewide and choose 'Open it up ' to fight the Conjoined zmombie
If you encounter Turn Your Head and Coffin choose 'Look in the wet one ' to obtain a Half-rotten brain which does 60-80 damage to the Conjoined zmombie
Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
66(84 )
The Cyrpt - The Defiled Niche
Level 7 , Main Stat 40
Encounter Lich in the Niche and choose 'Get his attention and throw down ' to fight the Gargantulihc
If you encounter Urning Your Keep choose 'Check out the second one ' to obtain a plus-sized phylactery which kills the Gargantulihc
Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
75
Mt. McLargeHuge - The Goatlet
Level 8 , Main Stat 53
Obtain six Goat cheese from Dairy goats and return to the L33t Tr4pz0r
+Item Drops
Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
Main Stat 45
Access to the Island .
Obtain Swashbuckling Getup : Eyepatch , Swashbuckling pants and a Stuffed shoulder parrot .
The Eyepatch can also be obtained from Degrassi Knoll
Unlock the Mysterious Island
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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore
Level 9
Access to the Island .
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup . You have 1000 meat. Completed the Untinker Quest .
Buy an Abridged dictionary for 1000 Meat and take it to the Untinker's Cottage who will untinker it into a Bridge and a Dictionary . Take the Bridge to The Orc Chasm to get access to the The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm .
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Unlock the Mysterious Island
82
Mt. McLargeHuge - The eXtreme Slope
Level 8 , Main Stat 53
Obtain eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear or eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest and return to the L33t Tr4pz0r to complete this quest
Can be replaced with any amount of Cold Resistance .
Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
90
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrney's Barrr
Access to the Island .
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup . You have 500 meat.
Firstly purchase The Big Book of Pirate Insults from Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore for 500 meat.
Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr using the Insult book on each pirate to collect as many different Retorts as possible. The correct Retorts will make you Embarrassed .
+Combat Frequency
Retorts Collected:
Obviously neither...
It can't be any worse...
That reminds me...
I'd've thought yellow...
I'm not really comfortable...
It's an honor to...
Amazing! How do you...
It only seems...
Cap'm Caronch Quest
90
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrney's Barrr
Access to the Island .
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup .
You have at least one set of Infiltrationist equipment.
Encounter You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm to obtain Cap'm Caronch's Map , use it and defeat the Booty crab and obtain Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty . Continue at the Barrr to obtain the Orcish Frat House blueprints from This Adventure Bites encounter.
Use the Blueprints :
If you are wearing the Frat Boy Ensemble select 'Attempt a frontal assault ',
if you are wearing a Mullet wig and have a Briefcase select 'Go in through the side door ',
if you are wearing a Frilly skirt and have at least 3 Hot wings select 'Catburgle ' and obtain Cap'm Caronch's dentures .
+Non-combat Frequency
Cap'm Caronch Quest
90
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrney's Barrr
Access to the Island .
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup , you have Cap'm Caronch's dentures .
Encounter Arrr You Man Enough? and select 'Step up ' to play Insult Beer Pong with Old Don Rickets.
Use the Retorts you gained from the pirates earlier to win and gain access to The F'c'le .
Rickets' Insult:
Your Response:
Arrr, the power...
Obviously neither...
Do ye hear that...
It can't be any worse...
Suck on this...
That reminds me...
The streets will...
I'd've thought...
Yer face is as foul...
I'm not really...
When I'm through...
It's an honor to...
In all my years...
Amazing! How do you...
Not a single man...
It only seems...
Cap'm Caronch Quest
94
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
Level 9 , Main Stat 68
Used the Bridge .
Obtain a Lowercase N from an XXX pr0n .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency ,
Naughty Sorceress Quest
94
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
Level 9 , Main Stat 68
Used the Bridge .
Obtain two 334 scrolls , a 30669 scroll and a 33398 scroll . Use the scrolls against the Rampaging adding machine to obtain a 64735 scroll . Use it to summon the Baron and complete this quest.
+Item Drops
The Dictionary causes 30-60 damage to all creatures here except the Adding machine .
Orc Chasm Quest
98
The Cyrpt - The Haert of the Cyrpt
Level 7
Defeated the Gargantulihc , Giant skeelton , Huge ghuol and the Conjoined zmombie
Defeat The Bonerdagon
You can set the The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device (5,10) to obtain different rewards
Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
107
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - The F'c'le
Have access to The F'c'le .
Obtain Ball polish from a Creamy pirate , Rrigging shampoo from a Cleanly pirate and a Mizzenmast mop from a Curmudgeonly pirate and use them all.
Encounter A Fledgling Pirate Is You! to obtain Pirate fledges and gain access to The Poop Deck .
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency
Cap'm Caronch Quest
107
Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Bathroom
Main Stat 68
Access to Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor
Prepare The Guy Made Of Bees to use flyers on for the Island Arena Quest .
Encounter Having a Medicine Ball and select 'Say Guy made of bee s' of 4 times
+Non-combat Frequency
If you stun him then use an Antique hand mirror you can use the flyers and defeat him.
Ready the Guy Made Of Bees
127
The Beanstalk - The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Level 10 , Main Stat 90
Have access to The Beanstalk .
Obtain a Metallic A from a MagiMechTech MechaMech
+Item Drops , +Combat Frequency
Naughty Sorceress Quest
127
The Beanstalk - The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Level 10 , Main Stat 90
Have access to The Beanstalk .
Obtain Tissue Paper Immateria , Gauze Immateria , Tin Foil Immateria , Plastic Wrap Immateria and the S.O.C.K. which will grant access to The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky .
You will also obtain the Giant castle map used to unlock the The Hole in the Sky later.
+Non-combat Frequency
The S.O.C.K. drop is a a Superlikely encounter.
Giant Trash Quest
140
The Black Forest
Level 11 , Main Stat 104
You have 5,000 meat.
Obtain the Black market map from A Man in Black encounter.
Obtain Sunken eyes from a Black adder and Broken wings from a Black panther , Paste them together to make and set your familiar to a Reassembled Blackbird .
Use the Black market map to get access to The Black Market and buy Forged identification documents for 5,000 meat.
+Item Drops
Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
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The Shore, Inc.
Level 11
Access to the Desert Beach .
You have 500 meat, 3 adventures and Forged identification documents .
Vacation on any trip until you get the Covert Operations encounter which will give you Your father's MacGuffin diary .
This can be done while Beaten Up
Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
127
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - The Poop Deck
Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary . Wearing Pirate fledges .
Encounter It's Always Swordfish to unlock Belowdecks
+Non-combat Frequency
The Palindome
147
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Belowdecks
Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary . Wearing Pirate fledges .
Obtain an Acoustic guitarrr from a Grungy pirate .
+Item Drops
Can be replaced with a Heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr , Stone banjo , Disco Banjo , Shagadelic Disco Banjo , Crimbo ukelele , Massive sitar , or Zim Merman's guitar .
The Guitarrr is also needed to obtain a Pagoda .
Naughty Sorceress Quest